Teach a man to light a fire and he’s warm for a day; set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
The only difference between Bitlocker and ransomware is whether you have to buy the recovery key.
“I’m like Harvey Weinstein, I can’t keep my hands off of it.”
(regarding his laptop’s touch screen)
PowerShell: Like programming with hand grenades.
When in trouble, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Microsoft is incapable of sustained error.
So in the IT profession, we learn new things. If you didn’t want to learn new things, you should get into lumber. There has not been a new tree in quite a long time.
Not upgrading from [an old version of Windows] is like the guy who jumps off a building and, on the way down, says, “so far, so good.”
Did you just lick my cookies?
Running a GUI on a server is like heroin. At first click, it’s great, but before you know it you’re full of viruses and dying in an alley.